The Purpose of Facebook

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The Purpose of Facebook : A Short Parody in Chat Form
By R.Andrew
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jonboi_16: what do U mean facebook's for social networking

Paul_Lighthouse: I mean it is a place to connect with old friends, new friends, co-workers... 

jonboi_16: yeh, whatev, facebook is a gamin' website
  
Paul_Lighthouse: No, it is the purpose for communication and networking with those near and far.
  
jonboi_16: dude, your wasting my time with this nonsense. i need to login and update my frontierville.
  
Sarah_Sparkle4: Ooh, while you're updating your homestead, send me some food for my energy count!

Kyle_knight106: I thought Facebook was for stalking liking statuses of random happenings and sayings.

Sarah_Sparkle4: No, it's for adding strangers to your 'friend' count so that you appear as though you're very popular in real life.

Sarah_Sparkle4: Crap, Facebook is going so slow. It's taking forever to gather all my crops.

Kyle_knight106: Guys, I need more friends. Log on and add me.

Sarah_Sparkle4: No, thanks!

jonboi_16: no

Gothic_chik has joined the chat room.

Paul_Lighthouse: Sorry, no.

Kyle_knight106: Please?

Gothic_chik: I will.

Paul_Lighthouse: [sighs] I cannot believe this is how I am spending my Friday night.
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